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131+ Skeleton Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Dive into a humorous collection of skeleton puns guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Perfect for adding a dose of laughter to your day!

No Bones About It: A Skele-ton of Laughs

Welcome to the ultimate collection of skeleton puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you're just here for a laugh or scouting for some humorous quips to share with friends during the spooky season, you've come to the rib-tickling right place. Let's dive into a world where humor is bone-deep, and the puns are as dry as a skeleton in the desert.

Skull-pting the Humor

Let's start at the top, with some heady humor that's guaranteed to get you grinning.

  1. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to dance with.
  2. What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones.
  3. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
  4. How do skeletons call their friends? On the tele-bone.
  5. What's a skeleton's favoriboneusical instrument? The trom-bone.
  6. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the stoBone for it.
  7. What did the skeleton say before dining? Bone appétit!
  8. Why did the skeleBonestart a garden? For the humerus.
  9. What do skeletons say before they begin sailing? Bone voyage!
  10. Why was the skeleton so good at lying? He could make no bones about it.
  11. How do skeletons know when it's going to rain? They can feel it in their bones.
  12. Why did the skeleton go to jail? For possession of a funny bone.
  13. What's a skeleton's least favorite room? The living room.
  14. Why did the skeleton climb the tree? Because a dog was after his bones.
  15. What did the skeleton bartender say? We don't serve spirits!

A skeleton dressed as a comedian holding a microphone on stage, surrounded by laughing skeleton audience members, with a banner reading

Bone to be Wild

For those who like their humor a bit more adventurous, these puns won't lead you astray.

  1. What's a skeleton's favorite ride at the amusement park? The rollerghoster.
  2. Why don't skeletons play music in church? They can't handle organ music.
  3. How do skeletons keep their skin moist? By using bone lotion.
  4. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
  5. What do you call a skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
  6. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.
  7. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
  8. Why was the skeleton so successful in comedy? He always had a few rib-ticklers up his sleeve.
  9. What's a skeleton's favorite place to eat? At a rib joint.
  10. Why do skeletons dislike winter? The cold goes right through them.
  11. What did the skeletBoneay when he rode his Harley? Bone to be wild!
  12. Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? They're lumberbones.
  13. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattlebone.
  14. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it.
  15. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his funny bone.

A skeleton riding a roller coaster labeled

Boning Up on the Humor: Wrapping Up Our Skeleton Puns

As we lay these skeleton puns to rest, remember that humor is a way to bring to life the joy and laughter that we all need. Whether you're sharing these bone-rattling jokes at a party or just enjoying a quiet chuckle to yourself, always keep in mind that laughter is a universal language that connects us all. So, the next time you hear a skeleton joke, don't be afraid to let out a hearty laugh—after all, it's only humerus.

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