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67+ Bone Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone to the Marrow

Dive into a skeleton of humor with our collection of bone puns guaranteed to crack you up. Perfect for those who love a good humerus laugh!

Bone Appétit: A Feast of Skeleton Puns

Welcome to our rib-tickling collection of bone puns, where the humor is as dry as a skeleton in the desert. Bone puns are a unique way to add a little humor to your day, whether you're a fan of anatomy, a medical professional, or just someone looking for a good laugh. So, let's jump into the marrow of it and dig up some funny bone puns that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone!

Skullduggery: Cranium Crack-ups

Let's start at the top with some heady humor that's sure to get you thinking.

  1. I told a skeleton to watch his head, but he didn't have the skull capacity for it.
  2. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
  3. When the skeleton went to the party, he brought his own boos.
  4. Skeletons hate the cold because it goes right through their spines.
  5. Did you hear about the skeleton who became a great philosopher? He had a lot of deep thoughts in his skull.
  6. Why couldn't the skeleton play church music? Because he hadn't the organ for it!
  7. When skeletons go out to eat, they never order spaghetti. It goes right through them, and they don't have the stomach for it.
  8. A skeleton's favorite instrument is the trom-bone.
  9. Did you hear about the skeleton who was a great liar? You could see right through him, but he didn't have a single tell-tale heart.
  10. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
  11. The skeleton cried his eyes out when he heard a sad story, but not a tear was shed.
  12. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-body to dance with.
  13. What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones.
  14. Skeletons love windy days because it feels nice to have a little air between their bones.
  15. Why was the skeleton so good at keeping secrets? Because he would take them to the grave.
  16. What's a skeleton's least favorite room? The living room.
  17. Why did the skeleton go to the art gallery? To get some skull-pture lessons.
  18. What do you call a skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.

A cartoon skeleton telling jokes to an audience of amused skeletons and ghosts, with a

Rib-ticklers: Side-splitting Humor

Now, let's crack into some puns that are sure to tickle your ribs.

  1. Why did the skeleton go on a diet? His jeans were too baggy around the waist.
  2. Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy because they always bring their own backbone to the stage.
  3. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
  4. Did you hear about the skeleton who was a chef? He was famous for his spare ribs.
  5. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."
  6. Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
  7. The skeleton knew he was going to be a dad because he had a fatherly instinct in his bones.
  8. Why did the skeleton start a fight? He had a bone to pick.
  9. What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the morning? Lazy bones.
  10. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
  11. Skeletons don't mind the cold; they find it quite humerus.
  12. Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow too long? He was a numb-skull.
  13. What do you call a skeleton in a closet? Last year's hide-and-seek champion.
  14. Why do skeletons make bad miners? Because they only hit bone veins.
  15. Why was the skeleton always so serene? Because nothing could rattle his bones.
  16. Did you hear about the skeleton who could always tell when it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
  17. Why did the skeleton refuse to fight the vampire? He didn't have the stake for it.
  18. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattle-snake.

A skeleton comedian standing on stage with a microphone, telling jokes to an audience of laughing skeletons.

Humerus Farewell: Wrapping Up Our Bone Puns

We've reached the end of our skeletal soiree, and hopefully, we've managed to tickle your funny bone with our collection of bone puns. Remember, laughter is not only good for the soul but also for the bones, keeping them healthy and happy. So, the next time you're feeling a bit bare-boned or need a little marrow-boost, come back for a refresher on these humerus puns. Until then, keep those bones rattling with laughter, and don't let any skeleton in your closet go without a good chuckle. Bone voyage!

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