150+ Seriously Funny Jokes That Will Make You LOL!

Ever had a bad day instantly improved by a perfectly timed pun? Seriously funny jokes have a unique power to lift our spirits, and that's why we've compiled this ultimate collection.

The magic of a seriously funny joke lies in its unexpected wordplay.

It's the delightful surprise of seeing familiar words in a completely new light, triggering a burst of laughter.

From clever puns that'll make you think to silly ones that'll make you groan with delight, we've got a seriously funny joke for every occasion.

Whether you're looking to spice up your social media feed or break the ice at a party, these jokes are your secret weapon.

Use these seriously funny jokes to brighten up conversations, add a touch of humor to your social media posts, or even as creative icebreakers.

Let's dive into the world of wordplay and start with some of the best seriously funny jokes we could find!.

Best Seriously Funny Jokes

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
5. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
6. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What does an Italian ghost always order at a restaurant? Spook-hetti.
9. Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them!
10. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
11. What did the math book say to the guidance counselor? I have so many problems.
12. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
13. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
14. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
15. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
16. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
17. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
18. Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice.
19. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.
20. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

Funny Seriously Funny Jokes (Groan-worthy)

1. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
3. Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? Because they have no body to go with.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
8. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
9. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock!
10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
11. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
13. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
15. I tried to explain to my wife that she needs to be more assertive. She said, "I'll do it when I get around to it."
16. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
17. What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

Cute/Sweet Seriously Funny Jokes

1. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
2. What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed!
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! (Yes, it's that good!)
5. What did the snowman say to the snow woman? I love you snow much!
6. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
7. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
8. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
9. What did the coffee file a police report for? It got mugged!
10. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
11. Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice.
12. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
13. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock!
14. Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them!
15. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.

One-Liner Seriously Funny Jokes

1. Lettuce turnip the beet.
2. I’m feeling shellfish today.
3. Have a grape day!
4. Keep calm and carry on.
5. Don't be such a square.
6. Life is short, eat dessert first.
7. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
8. I'm not sure what's tighter, our jeans or our relationship.
9. Why did the orange stop running? Because he ran out of juice.
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
11. You're the cheese to my macaroni.
12. Hope your birthday is grape!
13. Have a holly jolly Christmas!
14. What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen!
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
16. Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? Because they have no body to go with.
17. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
18. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
19. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
20. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
21. Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them!
22. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
23. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
24. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
25. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

Love/Romantic Seriously Funny Jokes

1. I'm not sure what's tighter, our jeans or our relationship.
2. You're the cheese to my macaroni.
3. I love you more than pizza, but I love pizza a lot.
4. You make me happier than a box of puppies.
5. You're my lobster. (A Friends reference for those in the know!)
6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
7. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
8. You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
11. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
12. You're like a fine wine...only better.

Seriously Funny Jokes for Special Occasions

1. *Birthdays:**

1. Hope your birthday is grape!
2. Have a fan-tastic birthday!
3. Hope your birthday is paw-some!
4. Wishing you a purr-fect birthday!

1. *Christmas:**

1. Have a holly jolly Christmas!
2. May your days be merry and bright!
3. Wishing you a very punny Christmas!

1. *Other Holidays:**

1. Happy Halloween! May your candy be sweet and your costumes be frightfully fun!
2. Happy Thanksgiving! May your stuffing be delicious and your company even better!
3. Happy New Year! May your resolutions be achievable and your celebrations be grand!

Seriously Funny Jokes for Social Media

1. Feeling punny today! #Punny #Jokes #Funny
2. I'm not lion, these jokes are hilarious! #Jokes #Humor #Puns
3. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. #Ocean #Beach #Funny
4. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. #Sad #Strawberry #Blueberry #Punny
5. Lettuce turnip the beet. #Lettuce #Turnip #Beet #Pun #Funny
6. I tried to explain to my wife that she needs to be more assertive. She said, "I'll do it when I get around to it." #Marriage #Humor #Funny #Wife
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! #Science #Atoms #Funny #Pun
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. #Bicycle #Tired #Funny #Pun
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #Fish #Eyes #Funny #Pun

Conversation Starter Seriously Funny Jokes

1. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
2. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up! (This one's a classic for a reason!)
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! (Always a crowd-pleaser.)
4. I tried to explain to my wife that she needs to be more assertive. She said, "I'll do it when I get around to it." (Great for starting a relatable conversation.)
5. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! (Simple, but effective.)
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. (Short, sweet, and surprisingly funny.)
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (A bit more intellectual, sparks conversation about science and puns.)
8. What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen! (Simple and memorable.)
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. (Another short, sweet pun.)
10. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! (A bit more abstract, encourages a fun response.)

The Pun-derful Finale!

From groan-worthy to heartwarming, we've explored the vast landscape of seriously funny jokes. Hopefully, you've found some new favorites to share! Spread the laughter! Share your favorite puns with your friends and family on social media. What's your go-to seriously funny joke? Share it in the comments below! Don't be shellfish, share the puns! Got your own seriously funny jokes? Send them our way!

Additional Puns

1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
2. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
3. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
7. What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock.
8. I tried to explain to my wife that she's the only woman I love, but she's clearly not listening.
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
10. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
14. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
15. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
16. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
17. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
18. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
20. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
21. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. (Yes, it's a repeat - some jokes are just that good!)
22. A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
23. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
24. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
25. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
26. I'm reading a book about procrastination. I'll start it later.
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Another repeat - classic!)

The Pun-derful Finale!

From groan-worthy to heartwarming, we've explored the vast landscape of seriously funny jokes. Hopefully, you've found some new favorites to share! Spread the laughter - share your favorite jokes with your friends and family on social media.

What's your go-to seriously funny joke? Share it in the comments below! Don't be shellfish, share the puns!