200+ Funny Duck Puns to Quack a Smile

Ready for a quacking good laugh? We’ve rounded up a gaggle of one-liners and rib-ticklers that are sure to be a hit. 

We’ve paddled through the internet to gather the most delightfully silly and completely wholesome duck puns and jokes. Trust us, these ducky laughs are pure quackery, and we’re sure you’ll be quacking up, too.

In short, keep reading for some light-hearted fun. Our collection of duck puns and quack-tastic jokes will have you floating in laughter!

Funny Duck Puns

Nothing brings out laughter like a funny question with a punny answer.

1. What does a duck say in the morning? Quack-a-doodle-doo
2. What is a time-traveling duck called? Duck to the Future
3. What is a duck's favorite computer? Quackintosh
4. Who is the toughest duck around? Duck Norris
5. Who is a vampire duck? Quackula
6. Who is a time-traveling duck doctor? Ducktor Who
7. Who tells crazy stories? Quackpot
8. What is a duck's favorite safety drill? Duck and Cover
9. Who is a royal family of ducks? Duck Dynasty
10. What happens when ducks go on the offensive? Quack Attack
11. What is a film about ducks called? Duckumentary
12. What is a duck's favorite arcade game? Quack-a-mole
13. What do ducks use to fix things? Duck Tape
14. What is a duck's way of saying "What's up?" Quack-a-lackin'
15. What is something that's fantastically ducky? Duck-tastic
16. Who fights for causes? Quack-tivist
17. What is a degree in duck studies called? Ducktorate
18. What is a widespread outbreak of duck puns? Quack-a-demic
19. What is a book of duck words and definitions? Duck-tionary

Funny Punny Names for Ducks

These quack-tastic names will have you rolling for days.

1. Quackintosh Prime
2. Duck Vader
3. Quack Sparrow
4. Quackie Chan
5. Ducktor Strange
6. Quackie Balboa
7. Ducktor Doom
8. Quackie O'Lantern
9. Ducktor Octopus
10. Quackie Robinson
11. Ducktor Seuss
12. Quackie Mouse
13. Ducktor Pepper
14. Quackie Minaj
15. Ducktor Who
16. Quackie Phoenix
17. Ducktor Dre
18. Quackie Chan
19. Ducktor Jekyll
20. Quackie Kennedy

Funny Duck Birthday Puns

These puns are sure to add a splash of humor to any duck-themed birthday celebration!

1. What do you call a duck's birthday party? A quack-tacular bash!
2. What does a duck wish for on its birthday? More quack-tastic adventures!
3. What do ducks do to celebrate birthdays? They throw a quack-mazing party!
4. What do you say to a duck on its birthday? Hope your day is just ducky!
5. What is a duck's favorite birthday treat? Quack-erjacks!
6. What do you call a duck's birthday cake? A quack-olate delight!
7. What do ducks sing on birthdays? "Happy Quackday to You!"
8. What do you give a duck for its birthday? A quack-tastic gift!
9. What do ducks wear to birthday parties? Their best quack-sedos!
10. What do you call a duck's birthday wish? A quack-tastic dream!
11. What do ducks do after blowing out birthday candles? Make a quack-tastic wish!
12. What do you call a duck's birthday dance? The quack-step!
13. What do ducks drink at birthday parties? Quack-tails!
14. What do you call a duck's birthday surprise? A quack-attack!
15. What do ducks play at birthday parties? Quack-a-mole!
16. What do you call a duck's birthday decorations? Feathered festoons!
17. What do ducks do when they open birthday presents? Quack with joy!
18. What do you call a duck's birthday invitation? A quack-quest!
19. What do ducks eat at birthday parties? Quack-ers and cheese!
20. What do you call a duck's birthday selfie? A quack-shot!

Duck Puns for Instagram

Let’s switch gears to these ducktastic instagram quotes that will have you quackin in your boots!

1. Feeling ducky, lucky me!
2. Waddle I do without you?
3. Just winging it, one quack at a time.
4. Duck yeah, it's a good day!
5. Quack me up, buttercup!
6. Living my best quack life.
7. Duck vibes only.
8. Quack-tastic adventures await!
9. Duckin' around and loving it.
10. Feathered friends forever.
11. Quackin' good times ahead.
12. Duckin' fabulous, darling!
13. Quackin' up with my flock.
14. Duckin' through life with style.
15. Quackin' the code to happiness.
16. Duckin' awesome moments.
17. Quackin' out loud!
18. Duckin' around the clock.
19. Quackin' up a storm.
20. Duckin' into the weekend like…

Duck Puns for Teachers

These puns are sure to bring laughter to your classrooms.

1. Why did the duck bring a pencil to class? To quack the code!
2. What do you call a duck that loves math? A quack-ulator!
3. Why did the duck sit in the front row? To get a bird's-eye view!
4. How do ducks stay organized? They use a quack-ademic planner!
5. Why did the duck become a teacher? It wanted to quack the books open!
6. What do you call a duck that loves history? A quack-ademic historian!
7. Why did the duck get detention? For quacking jokes in class!
8. How do ducks solve problems? They quack the case!
9. What’s a duck’s favorite subject? Quack-onomics!
10. Why did the duck join the debate team? To quack up the competition!
11. How do ducks write essays? With a quack-tastic introduction!
12. What do you call a duck that’s good at science? A quack-tist!
13. Why did the duck ace the test? It had all the quack-tions!
14. How do ducks study for exams? They quack the books open!
15. What’s a duck’s favorite classroom activity? Quack-tivities!
16. Why did the duck get an A in art class? It was a quack of all trades!
17. How do ducks handle stress? They take a quack-ation!
18. What do you call a duck that loves literature? A quack-tor!
19. Why did the duck bring a map to school? To find its quack-tion!
20. How do ducks keep their desks tidy? They use quack-tic organizers!

Duck Puns for Mother’s Day

Make this year’s mother’s day extra special with a dose of smiles.

1. Mom, you're simply quacktastic!
2. You're the best duckling mom in the pond!
3. Thanks for always keeping your ducks in a row, Mom!
4. You're one quack of a mom!
5. Mom, you always know how to quack me up!
6. You're the feather in my cap, Mom!
7. Mom, you're a real quack of all trades!
8. You're the mother-ducking best!
9. Mom, you're the webbed feet that keep me grounded!
10. You're the quack to my waddle, Mom!
11. Mom, you're the duck's quack!
12. Thanks for always being my wingmom!
13. You're the best nest-builder, Mom!
14. Mom, you're the quack of dawn in my life!
15. You're the pond's greatest treasure, Mom!
16. Mom, you're the ducklight of my life!
17. You're the quackiest mom ever!
18. Mom, you're the feather that makes me fly!
19. You're the best ducktor, Mom!
20. Mom, you're the quack to my happiness!

Duck Puns For Easter

Hope these puns bring a smile to your face and add a touch of fun to your Valentine's Day!

 

1. Why did the duck bring a ladder to Easter brunch? To reach the egg-celent heights!
2. What do you call a duck that loves Easter candy? A quackolate lover!
3. Why did the duck sit on the Easter egg? To hatch a quacking surprise!
4. What’s a duck’s favorite Easter game? Beak-a-boo!
5. Why did the duck wear a bow tie to the Easter party? To look egg-stra dapper!
6. What do you get when you cross a duck with an Easter bunny? A quack-a-doodle!
7. Why did the duck join the Easter egg hunt? To find the quack-tastic prize!
8. What’s a duck’s favorite Easter treat? Jelly quacks!
9. Why did the duck bring a basket to the Easter parade? To collect all the quack-tastic goodies!
10. What do you call a duck that tells jokes on Easter? A quack-up comedian!
11. Why did the duck go to the Easter dance? To shake a tail feather!
12. What’s a duck’s favorite Easter song? “Quackin’ Around the Easter Egg”!
13. Why did the duck paint Easter eggs? To add a splash of quack-tastic color!
14. What do you call a duck that loves Easter crafts? A quack-tastic artist!
15. Why did the duck bring an umbrella to the Easter picnic? In case of a quack-tastrophe!
16. What’s a duck’s favorite Easter movie? “The Quack and the Furious: Egg Drift”!
17. Why did the duck wear sunglasses on Easter? To look quack-tacular!
18. What do you call a duck that loves Easter lilies? A quack-tanical enthusiast!
19. Why did the duck go to the Easter carnival? To ride the quack-coaster!
20. What’s a duck’s favorite Easter book? “The Quack and the Beanstalk”!

Duck Puns For Valentine's Day

Each year, spoil your favorite with these pun filled valentines quackers.

1. You quack me up, Valentine!
2. I'm so ducky to have you in my life.
3. Let's waddle through life together.
4. You're my duckling in shining armor.
5. I’m totally quackers about you.
6. You make my heart flutter like a duckling's wings.
7. Our love is un-duck-structible.
8. You're the webbed feet to my heart.
9. I’m beak-over-tail in love with you.
10. You’re the pond to my duck.
11. I’d swim across any lake for you.
12. You’re my favorite duckling in the pond.
13. I’m stuck on you like feathers on a duck.
14. You’re the quack to my heart.
15. I’d follow you to the ends of the pond.
16. You’re the splash of joy in my life.
17. I’m diving into love with you.
18. You’re my perfect match, no ifs, ands, or ducks.
19. You make my heart quack with joy.
20. I’m so glad we flocked together.

Duck Puns For Christmas

Get ready to quack up this holiday season with these unique and festive duck puns that are sure to make your Christmas celebrations even more egg-citing!

1. Have a quacking good Christmas!
2. Waddle you be doing this holiday season?
3. Deck the halls with boughs of quackers.
4. Duck the halls with feathers and cheer.
5. Have yourself a merry little quack-mas.
6. Santa's little quacker is coming to town.
7. All I want for Christmas is a duck.
8. Quack open the eggnog, it's Christmas!
9. Ducking around the Christmas tree.
10. Have a feather-ful Christmas!
11. Quack the night before Christmas.
12. Ducking through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh.
13. Have a quack-tastic holiday!
14. Wishing you a quack-ulous Christmas.
15. May your days be merry and quack.
16. Quack up some holiday cheer!
17. Ducking bells, ducking bells, quack all the way!
18. Have a quackin' Christmas and a feather-ful New Year!
19. Quack your Christmas spirit!
20. Ducking around the Christmas clock.

Duck Puns For School

Perfect puns for school and after school laughter:

1. Why did the duck bring a pencil to class? To quack the code!
2. What do you call a duck who loves math? A quackulator!
3. Why did the duck sit in the front row? To get a bird's-eye view!
4. How do ducks stay organized? They use a quackulator!
5. What’s a duck’s favorite subject? Quack-ademics!
6. Why did the duck get detention? For fowl play!
7. How do ducks send messages in class? They use quack-chat!
8. What do you call a duck who’s good at science? A quackademic!
9. Why did the duck join the debate team? To quack the case!
10. How do ducks solve problems? They quack the code!
11. What’s a duck’s favorite type of book? A quacktion novel!
12. Why did the duck get an A in art class? It was a quack of all trades!
13. How do ducks do their homework? They quack the books!
14. What do you call a duck who loves history? A quackademic historian!
15. Why did the duck become a teacher? To quack the whip!
16. How do ducks ace their exams? They quack the answers!
17. What’s a duck’s favorite sport? Quack-etball!
18. Why did the duck join the school band? To play the quackophone!
19. How do ducks stay fit? They do quackrobatics!
20. What do you call a duck who’s always prepared? A quackademic planner!

Duck Puns For Prom

Your prom night won't be the same with these original duck puns that will make your evening unforgettable:

1. Let's waddle into prom together!
2. You're the quack to my heart.
3. I'm feeling duck-lightful tonight!
4. Let's make this prom egg-stra special.
5. You make my heart flutter like a duckling.
6. Shall we dance and make some quack-tastic memories?
7. You're the duck of my dreams.
8. Let's float through prom like ducks on a pond.
9. I'm beak-oning you to be my prom date.
10. Our night will be duck-umented in history.
11. Let's wing it and have a quacking good time!
12. You're the webbed feet to my heart.
13. Let's dive into prom and make a splash!
14. You're my favorite duckling in the pond.
15. Let's quack the night away!
16. You're the feather in my cap.
17. Let's make this prom a duck-cess!
18. You're the one I want to waddle with.
19. Let's glide through prom like ducks on water.
20. You're the quack of the town tonight!